More Awkward Moments

My sister-in-law, the one back in town because she is also going through a divorce, whose son I’ve been taking care of on the weekends, the same one who made for the awkward moment a couple weeks ago, you know the one. Anyhoo, I took care of her son last weekend again, he was a handful but we all survived. She called yesterday to say thanks. I was in the plant so I didn’t actually get the call, but the message went fine until, “By the way, your voice sounds sexy on you message.”

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Since I’m horribly void of anything else to blog about, let me take you back about… holy crow, has it been that long? Well, a few years back anyway. My company was having the biggest layoff of all, in December of course, and there were many, many nights and lunches out drinking to celebrate, er uh I mean, well I don’t know, it’s just something we always do when someone gets laid off. Anyway, my one good buddy, of course wanted to go to the strip club for his going away party. Begrudgingly, we all agreed to go. This party included my boss and my boss’s boss.

I knew of this a few days ahead of time and wanted to make sure with my wife that her sister would not be dancing that day. This same sister-in-law was a dancer for a year or so back then. My wife assured me she didn’t work that day, it shouldn’t be a problem. I just wanted to avoid that whole awkward situation. My wife wasn’t at all concerned since the time I fell asleep at a strip club. No, I didn’t pass out, I fell asleep. (Note to you married guys, have your friends complain about you falling asleep in a strip club and you get a life-time pass afterwards…) Anyway, my wife insisted she wasn’t working that day, I’ll bet she never even called.

It’s Christmas time, we’ve all had several drinks, I point out the lady dressed up like Santa to my boss as she goes up to dance, I don’t think we really paid much attention. Then, Dancer-Santa comes up looking for lap dances and exclaims, “Jeff!” Plops down on my lap, and proceeds to introduce herself to everyone I work with. I still have people asking about her at work.

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